Note: my reviews for this program are 100% based on the entertainment value. I will not be dealing with scientific accuracy, or lack thereof.
theropod , I fixed the review up some. Hopefully this review won't read like an attempt to convey that Prehistoric Planet is objectively bad!
Coasts:-We begin each episode with David Attenborough in a museum giving us an explanation of what Prehistoric Planet is, and even if he doesn't explicitly say so (I can't remember what he said exactly), it becomes pretty obvious by way of explanation method that what you're watching isn't real - at least if your standard for realistic palaeodocumentaries is anything like mine.
Hopefully we'll get a good beginning scene to compensate.
-And thankfully we do! To begin Coasts specifically, we have the famous swimming T. rex from the popular trailer. So how well do I think this T. rex lives up to all its aesthetic-related palaeocommunity praise?
Debbie Downer alert: I'd say it doesn't. And exactly 100% of that has to do with the realistic appearance - or more specifically lack thereof - compared to my standards for top-tier T. rex palaeodocumentaries of Walking with Dinosaurs and the similarly-named Prehistoric Park.
The WWD T. rex and 2006 PP T. rex, of course, look every bit as realistic as literally any animal in the BBC's modern documentaries (at least in my opinion). Both are helped in that regard by a real-life backdrop, while the WWD T. rex is also a real-life animatronic and the 2006 PP T. rexes - be they animatronics or not - are helped in this regard by their depiction of hunting a real live Nigel Marven.
PP's T. rex, by comparison, has none of these going for it whatsoever - it's pure CGI. And that shows: for lack of a better term I would say it's the 'smoothness' that makes this particular T. rex not as real looking in my eyes as its predecessors.
Overall, while it certainly isn't garbage and is very much usable as a T. rex model, they could have done WAY better than that in terms of looking real enough for my taste - especially considering those 2 T. rexes predate this one by 16-23 years despite being my preferred choices. Not looking completely real also applies to every other model unless I explicitly specify otherwise - you will, of course, hear more about this in the final verdict.
-Thankfully, the scene this T. rex features in is a more entertaining one - he is taking a treacherous swim with his family in mosasaur-infested waters.
First things first, there's the mosasaur, and some sea turtles. What I just said about the T. rex model is of course true of these too, and they are not particularly clearly visible in the water either - so overall it's an even bigger step down from Impossible Pictures that the T. rex took.
Next up, the plot. It does pull on the heartstrings some: the mosasaur chooses a baby T. rex as its target that's visibly falling behind (and it calls for help several times before being dragged down with a final cry).
When the remainder of the dinosaurs get to shore, we learn that for T. rex this is completely par the course: it is common for an adult to lose at least two-thirds of the original brood of 15 babies.
Last but not least, the scene has one of PP's interesting soundtracks. It picks up quickly and is an upbeat/ominous combo to my ears.
-At the shore, the adult T. rex finally arrives at a dead turtle which it smelled from across the sea and swam to reach. It is very nice to watch as a nonstandard T. rex depiction (as Infinity Blade's review alluded to), but I find the T. rex simply finding the carcass and chowing down quite lacking in entertainment for my taste.
For comparison, a similar scene in WWD (which may have been the inspiration for this) depicted Eustreptospondylus making a swim between islands to find food. But when one finds a dead turtle, it has to contend with another Eustreptospondylus for its share - a definitive addition to the entertainment that this scene lacks.
-By contrast, the babies are much more entertaining - they have to learn how to hunt for their own food, and hatching sea turtles give them an excellent chance at doing so. Through trial and error (such as stepping on the sea turtles without doing any apparent harm), they at least get the basic idea that sea turtle babies=food, and there is one baby who is apparently fed up enough with trial and error to resort to thievery (which I found mildly amusing the way it was presented).
-What's that? You wanted to watch those baby T. rexes grow up and perfect the art of hunting for sea turtles/evading hungry mosasaurs in a nice, comprehensive WWD format?
So did I, but tough luck. This arc is over now, and with its ending, we are introduced to my biggest problem in PP that's very prevalent in all episodes: the very rushed pacing/plot. Despite all the arcs in each episode, the run time minus the beginning and end is around half an hour, so individual arcs don't go over about 6 minutes and 99% of the time end the arc just as I start to get attached to the animals! It's something I find to be both frustrating and annoying.
-For the second arc, we move to northern African coastlines that are home to multiple species of pterosaur.
-First off, Tethydraco. They look similar to the Pteranodon we all know and love, and raise their young in large colonies on the beach.
-Next up, Quetzalcoatlus-like Phosphatodraco - which is ominously introduced as a colony predator the baby Tethydraco need protection from (and thankfully they get it, it would appear the adults can keep their beaks in between their young and the danger). In my opinion this species has one of the most aesthetically appealing models in the series.
-Then our protagonist, Alcione. Some eggs have been laid on a cliff in kelp, and now that it's time for them to hatch, the babies must be ready to go it alone.
To GET ready, they must first climb to the peak of the cliff and wait for their wing bones to harden enough to support them in the air, with some practice flight as well. And when they are ready, they fly as a group towards the safety of the forest - in such a short arc, seeing this variety of things they must do is pleasing.
-But of course, someone's there to spoil the fun. Some opportunistic Barbaridactylus attack the babies, gobbling them down like tossed-in-the-air-popcorn, and to escape the babies can fold their wings and drop - which looks breathtaking to watch them do as a group.
There's also a big disappointment upon the rewatch. I thought the attempted dynamic soundtrack would have been to my taste, I guess I remembered wrong.
-Towards the end of the arc, we see the fates of 2 individual babies. The first has dropped too far down to escape the hungry Barbaridactylus and ends up making a crash landing in the Tethydraco colony where it becomes lunch for - you guessed it - Phosphatodraco. Oof.
But the second is actually lucky, making it the first hatchling explicitly shown to be so. It is able to out-fly its Barbaridactylus pursuer and get into the forest destination where it can't be followed - and thankfully some other babies have made it as well. The arcis now over.
-Overall, I feel if we're going to see the baby Alcione hatch, harden their wings, and fly the gauntlet, we might as well get some time of the arc dedicated to seeing the survivors grow up. For example, a timelapse of them growing like we got in the Olorotitan arc of Ice Worlds - this is clearly something the producers are capable of showing us but we didn't get it here for whatever reason.
-The next arc covers a species of plesiosaur: Tuarangisaurus. They're shown doing mating rituals where the males stick their necks out of the water, and a female with her juvenile swim to shallow water to find gastroliths. And these are notable additional examples of my critique that the models clearly look fake to me: they are in my opinion the least realistic animals in the episode, looking to my eyes more like plastic or rubber models as opposed to even CGI.
Not much to say about this arc. It's not a very entertaining arc compared to the arcs that came before it, in my opinion.
-The arc that follows, I'm pleased to say, is notably better. We see a big male Mosasaurus with his breeding color relaxing in a coral reef, and I love his color in terms of aesthetics.
He's now shedding his old skin to color up for breeding, and some small fish (which at first it seemed he would eat) clean him up. This part in retrospect is rather disappointing: apparently it is one of 3 times where actual objects are used instead of CGI, and two out of those 3 - including this one - suggests not as much thought as the Trilogy of Life was given to the closeups.
They apparently had some real live ocean fish eat mosasaur skin-shaped flake food, but it just looks contrived and fake to my eye - even before I knew that. Maybe it's the fact that I have my own fish and am very familiar with flake food, IDK.
-All this is very quickly interrupted by a surprise attack by another male competing for mating rights! To my surprise a significant strategy used by these males is to drown the other, and in doing this the upper hand shifts a few times.
Eventually our male succeeds in driving off his rival, and the arc ends.
-I feel as though if we're going to see the male Mosasaurus in his breeding colors, it would be fitting to see him at least attract a mate. Otherwise, the significance of the breeding colors seems diminished to me because we don't see their purpose come to be.
-Now some bioluminescent ammonites are shown doing elaborate mating rituals where the male must match the female's pattern. Although choosing ammonites as the protagonist is not particularly entertaining to me (likely because I've been conditioned to think of ammonites as secondary animals in palaeodocumentaries), I have to applaud both the aesthetics of the bioluminescence and the plot of having the male match the female's pattern to prove his worth as a mate.
-For the final arc we return to the Tuarangisaurus. Our female isn't feeling well, it seems, and a hungry Kaikaifilu (a species of mosasaur) takes notice - with an ear-catching spooky soundtrack, the other good one in this episode!
What's next is a big surprise. The YOUNGSTER of the female tries to distract the mosasaur and is actually able to stay out of harm's way despite the risk, until some adults that may or may not be related to the female arrive as backup.
I find this totally shocking. I would have expected the youngster to flee in fear or to even be the one in danger.
And so, despite the fake tuarangisaurs, this is definitely a better way to end. But there could be some arc-specific improvement in my opinion: if we're going to see the baby Tuarangisaurus be so bold as to distract the mosasaur and break expectations/standards, it would be appreciated to be told where/how he learned to do so.
Overall verdict:For Prehistoric Planet's format, I feel a different format than usual is needed for my overall verdict. What I did and did not find entertaining will be listed/reiterated for ease of reading, and stacked up in total to form said verdict.
Importance of what is and is not entertaining is listed alongside the feature in question.
What I found entertaining:-Aesthetics of the models, despite being visibly fake (major)
-Good storyline plots in what was available (major)
-The soundtracks that were actually to my taste (moderate)
-Attenborough's narration (moderate to major)
-Nonstandard animal depictions (minor)
What I did not find entertaining:-Poor intro (moderate)
-Poor pacing (major)
-Clearly-fake-to-my-eye-CGI and poor closeup (moderate, given the aesthetics of the CGI)
-Most soundtracks not to my taste, although to be fair someone else may like almost all of them (moderate)
-A few arcs did not have a plot I found entertaining, although like above someone else might like them (minor)
Overall I'd say this was 60-65% out of 100. There were an equal number of things that I did and did not find entertaining, with the importance of what I did find entertaining being greater across the board (mostly moderate to major) vs what I did not (anywhere from minor to major).
So this episode is one I found worthwhile to watch, but it's the sheer consistency and variety of what was not entertaining that prevents me from calling this episode a banger as Infinity Blade did.