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Post by theropod on May 23, 2015 16:44:45 GMT 5
I think this sums up its relevance fairly well, as well as why it’s awesome:
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Post by creature386 on Jun 23, 2015 21:05:43 GMT 5
Theropod, your thread has no replies because you dedicated it to a false God.
Everyone knows that the Invisible Pink Unicorn tolerates no Gods besides her majesty.
My desperate attempt to troll this thread alive.
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Post by theropod on Jun 23, 2015 21:25:19 GMT 5
You're right, please don't behead me for not recognizing that there is no other god!
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Post by Infinity Blade on Jun 23, 2015 21:37:21 GMT 5
Your god looks delicious...
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Post by creature386 on Jun 23, 2015 22:57:30 GMT 5
Apparently, Richard Dawkins is also a fan of the Flying Spaghetti Monster: He had a huge inner self conflict between his heart, his brain and his soul which his stomach eventually won.
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Deathadder
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Post by Deathadder on Jun 24, 2015 0:02:10 GMT 5
Wait, if "you are what you eat" is true and I ate spaghetti last night. Does that make me................... A God!
My first order of business. The beheadation of creature for beleiveing in "the unicorn" or whatever. Theropod shall lead the earth under my rule for spreading my word.
It's good to be king!
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Post by creature386 on Jun 24, 2015 0:49:06 GMT 5
Looks like you provoke a God battle (to those who don't know how that looks, a simple instruction can be found in the Bible in 1 Kings 18:21ff). The difference is that we don't rely on fire. If your God is true, the two sacrificed animals will turn into spaghetti. If mine is true, they become pink! I know that I am right because there were already animals that turned pink after such battles! all4desktop.com/data_images/original/4212878-pink-animal.jpgP.S. I guess we can freely troll, troll religions deserve troll threads.
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Deathadder
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Post by Deathadder on Jun 24, 2015 1:33:40 GMT 5
My animals are amphiceolias and saurophaganax.
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