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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 6, 2019 13:42:04 GMT 5
Purussaurus wore a fancy black suit 24/7 and I have proof from dinosaurs.about.com
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 6, 2019 20:41:48 GMT 5
Brontoscorpio had Popeye limbs and I have proof in the local garbage disposal
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 7, 2019 15:32:36 GMT 5
Gorgosaurus ate 97 Twinkies a day and I read it in the 5000th page of the Princeton Field Guide to Dinosaurs on September 31st
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 8, 2019 16:05:33 GMT 5
Utahraptor lived in a cinderblock house during the Turonian inside a time capsule and I have proof in the product from a fool's errand
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 9, 2019 19:03:39 GMT 5
Mapusaurus ate creamed American mastodon cupcakes with Daspletosaurus frosting every 17th Wednesday and I have proof in the 5th stomach of a Triceratops
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 10, 2019 17:35:34 GMT 5
Smilodon populator was covered in feathers the color of Trump's hair and my proof is in the lungs of a terrestrial barracuda
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 11, 2019 17:19:44 GMT 5
Liopleurodon lives in the pitcher of your local lemonade stand and the proof is in page -3 of the bacon-wrapped Quran
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 12, 2019 16:28:19 GMT 5
Sauroniops likes to bake short faced bear souffles and my proof is from Walking With Dinosaurs: Episode 2
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 13, 2019 17:21:36 GMT 5
Oxalaia uses Pentaceratops horns as skewers to cook its Sarcosuchus meat and I have proof in the Titanic's ballast
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 14, 2019 16:18:12 GMT 5
Tiktaalik was advanced enough to drive a Ferrari and my proof is in the 5 day old food at the back of Trump's fridge
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 15, 2019 17:00:57 GMT 5
The best thing to catch a Titanoboa in Finland with is yesterday's newspaper and I know so because I heard it from Field and Stream's April Fools magazine
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 16, 2019 9:13:50 GMT 5
Mamenchisaurus likes to have Amphicyon meatloaf glazed with Daspletosaurus sauce every meteorite impact and I have proof in Carnivora Forum's blogs from banned users
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 17, 2019 15:56:29 GMT 5
Beelzebufo was covered in long blue hair that tasted like Nesquik and my proof is in Episode 1553 of Sailor Moon
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 18, 2019 9:51:24 GMT 5
Archaeoraptor was the transition between dinosaurs and mammals and the proof is in some obscure IKEA instructions at the bottom of your local garbage can
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 19, 2019 15:54:14 GMT 5
Elasmotherium's horn had all the powers of a unicorn horn and my proof is written all over the 15th wonder of the world
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