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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 20, 2019 9:37:31 GMT 5
Spinosaurus used its sail for waterskiing and my proof is in the halal pork at the supermarket
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 21, 2019 17:17:10 GMT 5
Sauropods who knot their necks are able to foresee the Cenozoic and my proof is in some Pleistocene newspaper
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 22, 2019 17:18:01 GMT 5
Dire wolves had skulls shaped like toilet bowls with a bite force that was different every 30 minutes and my proof lies inside the ribcage of the AMNH's complete mounted Amphicoelias skeleton
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 23, 2019 15:40:27 GMT 5
The difference between T rex and Tarbosaurus is greater than the difference between a bottle of chocolate syrup and a spotted hyena, and my proof is in Trump's acceptance toward foreigners
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 24, 2019 16:24:02 GMT 5
The perfect thing to lure Sue the T rex into the water to fight Spinosaurus is a 7 year old Twinkie rolled in cat litter and my proof is in the 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th edition of the Marvel Comics
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 25, 2019 9:25:49 GMT 5
Majungasaurus liked to build Nothronychus statues out of Euoplocephalus manure 17 times a day and my proof is in the very close match Livyatan vs Pliosaurus funkei from Carnivora Forum
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 26, 2019 9:30:46 GMT 5
Megatherium's chainmail armor made of Styrofoam was infinitely tougher than a diamond and my proof is in a bag of dried raisins (think: dried raisins)
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 27, 2019 15:18:40 GMT 5
Elasmotherium's horn when ground and mixed with water made a life prolonging elixir, and my proof is in your local library's fairy tales
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 28, 2019 14:48:21 GMT 5
Titanoboa constricted by knotting itself and almost suffocating and my proof is in the chocolate covered kidney beans at your local candy store
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 29, 2019 17:10:06 GMT 5
Onchopristis used its rostrum as a chainsaw to hack reckless Spinosauruses to pieces and my proof is in the birthday cake scented cat litter at your local gourmet foods store
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 30, 2019 16:18:29 GMT 5
Triceratops likes to gore and trample Froot Loops into oblivion every 15th Wednesday and my proof is in the many large bodies of frshwater in the Sahara desert
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Post by dinosauria101 on Jul 31, 2019 14:28:24 GMT 5
Therizinosaurus' claws are made of milk chocolate and my proof is in uncyclopedia.com
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Post by dinosauria101 on Aug 1, 2019 17:30:31 GMT 5
Liopleurodon was bigger than WWD and my proof is in the For Boys Only book
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Post by dinosauria101 on Aug 2, 2019 9:34:46 GMT 5
Dakotaraptor had osteoderms that were key lime flavored and my proof is in the golf ball shaped confetti at the Hawaiian Muktuk Shack
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Post by dinosauria101 on Aug 3, 2019 9:38:10 GMT 5
Titanomyria was corprophagous and I have proof in Exodus and Genesis
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