Funniest things you've ever heard from someone

[DonaldCengXiongAzuma]

Thank you.

[Infinity Blade]

[creature386]

The white-hating leftists claim to protect the climate, but in reality (being white-hating), they just promote white supremacy.

Normally, I'd be enraged, but this is so utterly ridiculous that it's made for this thread. Thanks for sharing, Infinity Blade.

[dinosauria101]

Say, that is pretty funny!

[dinosauria101]

Someone on Discord thinks Therizinosaurus beats every large theropod except Siats, which is apparently 50/50 only.
Their list of logical errors is rather long, so ask me and I'll give a few

[theropod]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW3IQ-ke43w&lc=UgwPLXlDHBTLUImA4t14AaABAg.9-T8pMUPCvV9-TL78dk0Vm

It's a bit arrogant to say that (I suppose he must be referring to me stating the observation that the earth is warming). I don't care how amazing a person is or what calculations people make NOBODY knows what will happen in the future (In the previous comment, I had complained about his strawmannish dismissal of all scientific research because alledgedly scientists made a wrong prediction about sea level rise back when his mother was young. Classic move to follow this up with yet more outright dismissal of all science, this time on religious grounds.).
If you believe in and love God the way i do you probably won't care about climate change. I put my life in His Hands and if anyone has to save the world God will. (That must be this famed "objective basis for morality" religious people have, unlike us godless scientists: "We can do whatever we want, god will fix it anyway!".) It seems like people have forgotten there even is a Creator and Protector. (Nothing to drive home a stupid comment like a bit of creationism! Yay!)
There I'm done if you have any thing to say don't bother please. I'm just going to chill.
It may be true about heating and it may not. But this girl and all the fuss and bother is unnecessary, believe me (Great, now I feel save).

[theropod]

@realdonaldtrump: "There has been no President in the history of our Country who has been treated so badly as I have. The Democrats are frozen with hatred and fear. They get nothing done. This should never be allowed to happen to another President. Witch Hunt!"
Yes, clearly no president in US history has been treated so badly…

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_assassination_attempts_and_plots#Presidents_assassinated

[creature386]

This guy just loves inflating superlatives to the point of meaninglessness.

[theropod]

Let’s not forget his "very stable genius" and "very good brain". When he says stuff like that, he always sounds like a toddler who just learned to speak and is telling his friend how great he is.

[dinosauria101]

This is probably more or less true